thanks.
I’mma start thanking random people for making my day just a tad more awesome than it already is.
(If you’re interested in the math, an average robbie day is roughly 1000 awesomes. ONE. THOUSAND. AWESOMES. NUFF SAID.)
First stranger(s) I’d like to thank:
The guy driving his old Dodge Ram truck down Bluemound RD around 4:30pm CST, and the 2 cars behind him, that simultaneously shifted into the middle lane so I could pull out onto Bluemound.
YOU THREE. ARE AWESOME.
P.S:
Dear Bluemound,
You are not awesome.
In fact, I wouldn’t even try to measure your awesome, because awesomeometers are extremely expensive and highly sensitive pieces of lab equipment, and they shouldn’t be wasted on things that are as NOT AWESOME as you.
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(P.P.S: Dear everyone reading this,
I’ve run down to the local science store and picked up an awesomeometer. It’s saying that you’re “Fairly to Moderately Awesome.” —- Not bad, not bad my dear viewers.)
